Re: RAT Uncle Sam on Stilts in Los Angeles

[Dan Dietz <ddeitez@jump.net>]

"Ain't easy.  Can't let the hanging chads get in the way of due process."

"nick@whirl-i-gig.com" wrote:

> Hi all,
>
> So I was walking around as Uncle Sam on Stilts passing out postcards for
> the show at the Farmer’s Market at the Ivy Substation yesterday
> afternoon.  The Californians kept asking  me,  “Hey, Uncle Sam, how about
> those Florida voters?”  Is there a problem between Floridians and
> Californians I don’t know about?
>
> The other puzzler always thrown at Uncle Sam on Stilts is “Hey, Uncle Sam,
> how do you take a piss?”   I have a few good answers but I’m  trying to
> add as much variety as I can.  Can anyone add to these three?
>
> “I have a very big hose.”
> “It’s all proportional down there.”
> “Your mother helps me out with that.”
>
> Thanks,
> Nick

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