RAT Uncle Sam on Stilts in Los Angeles

["nick@whirl-i-gig.com" <nick@whirl-i-gig.com>]

Hi all,

So I was walking around as Uncle Sam on Stilts passing out postcards for 
the show at the Farmer’s Market at the Ivy Substation yesterday 
afternoon.  The Californians kept asking  me,  “Hey, Uncle Sam, how about 
those Florida voters?”  Is there a problem between Floridians and 
Californians I don’t know about?   

The other puzzler always thrown at Uncle Sam on Stilts is “Hey, Uncle Sam, 
how do you take a piss?”   I have a few good answers but I’m  trying to 
add as much variety as I can.  Can anyone add to these three?

“I have a very big hose.”
“It’s all proportional down there.”
“Your mother helps me out with that.”

Thanks,
Nick