RAT How Do You take a Piss?

["Adam" <kafclown@well.com>]

"One leg at a time, my friend, one leg at a time."

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>From: "nick@whirl-i-gig.com" <nick@whirl-i-gig.com>
>To: undisclosed-recipients:;
>Subject: RAT Uncle Sam on Stilts in Los Angeles
>Date: Wed, Nov 15, 2000, 12:41 PM
>

>
> Hi all,
>
> So I was walking around as Uncle Sam on Stilts passing out postcards for
> the show at the Farmer’s Market at the Ivy Substation yesterday
> afternoon.  The Californians kept asking  me,  “Hey, Uncle Sam, how about
> those Florida voters?”  Is there a problem between Floridians and
> Californians I don’t know about?
>
> The other puzzler always thrown at Uncle Sam on Stilts is “Hey, Uncle Sam,
> how do you take a piss?”   I have a few good answers but I’m  trying to
> add as much variety as I can.  Can anyone add to these three?
>
> “I have a very big hose.”
> “It’s all proportional down there.”
> “Your mother helps me out with that.”
>
> Thanks,
> Nick
>
>