Re: RAT How Do You take a Piss?

["Werner Trieschmann" <werner_trieschmann@adg.ardemgaz.com>]

"Not by popular vote!"

Werner T. 

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>From: "Adam" <kafclown@well.com>
>To: rat-list@whirl-i-gig.com
>Subject: RAT How Do You take a Piss?
>Date: Wed, Nov 15, 2000, 11:18 AM
>

> "One leg at a time, my friend, one leg at a time."
>
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>>From: "nick@whirl-i-gig.com" <nick@whirl-i-gig.com>
>>To: undisclosed-recipients:;
>>Subject: RAT Uncle Sam on Stilts in Los Angeles
>>Date: Wed, Nov 15, 2000, 12:41 PM
>>
>
>>
>> Hi all,
>>
>> So I was walking around as Uncle Sam on Stilts passing out postcards for
>> the show at the Farmer’s Market at the Ivy Substation yesterday
>> afternoon.  The Californians kept asking  me,  “Hey, Uncle Sam, how about
>> those Florida voters?”  Is there a problem between Floridians and
>> Californians I don’t know about?
>>
>> The other puzzler always thrown at Uncle Sam on Stilts is “Hey, Uncle Sam,
>> how do you take a piss?”   I have a few good answers but I’m  trying to
>> add as much variety as I can.  Can anyone add to these three?
>>
>> “I have a very big hose.”
>> “It’s all proportional down there.”
>> “Your mother helps me out with that.”
>>
>> Thanks,
>> Nick
>>
>>