Re: RAT How Do You take a Piss?

[Cara <cgr9456@garnet.acns.fsu.edu>]

"Things get kinda backwards in the old US sometimes."

Live from the middle of the mess (Tallahassee that is),
Cara

>"Not by popular vote!"
>
>Werner T.
>
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>>From: "Adam" <kafclown@well.com>
>>To: rat-list@whirl-i-gig.com
>>Subject: RAT How Do You take a Piss?
>>Date: Wed, Nov 15, 2000, 11:18 AM
>>
>
>> "One leg at a time, my friend, one leg at a time."
>>
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>>>From: "nick@whirl-i-gig.com" <nick@whirl-i-gig.com>
>>>To: undisclosed-recipients:;
>>>Subject: RAT Uncle Sam on Stilts in Los Angeles
>>>Date: Wed, Nov 15, 2000, 12:41 PM
>>>
>>
>>>
>>> Hi all,
>>>
>>> So I was walking around as Uncle Sam on Stilts passing out postcards for
>>> the show at the Farmer’s Market at the Ivy Substation yesterday
>>> afternoon.  The Californians kept asking  me,  “Hey, Uncle Sam, how about
>>> those Florida voters?”  Is there a problem between Floridians and
>>> Californians I don’t know about?
>>>
>>> The other puzzler always thrown at Uncle Sam on Stilts is “Hey, Uncle Sam,
>>> how do you take a piss?”   I have a few good answers but I’m  trying to
>>> add as much variety as I can.  Can anyone add to these three?
>>>
>>> “I have a very big hose.”
>>> “It’s all proportional down there.”
>>> “Your mother helps me out with that.”
>>>
>>> Thanks,
>>> Nick
>>>
>>>