RE: RAT bitchslapping

["Sylvain, John" <jsylvain@station.sony.com>]

Jeez Laweez could this please end? I like a good RATfight as much as the
next fellow but this thread started ugly dumb and went downhill on great big
sled.

> -----Original Message-----
> From:	NashGay@aol.com [SMTP:NashGay@aol.com]
> Sent:	Monday, December 20, 1999 9:15 PM
> To:	rat-list@whirl-i-gig.com
> Subject:	Re: RAT bitchslapping
> 
> She said:
>  Mr. Nash-- if your bitchslap is as weak as your thought process, it might
> be 
>  hard for  you to "bitch" slap your way out of a paper bag.... I mean,
> MUST 
> we 
>  get macho  over the internet? 
> 
> I say:
> ----how quickly she mistakes my bitchiness for machoness.  actually, my 
> weakest bitchslap could bitchslap me out of your *collage* of half-wit, 
> half-baked arguments and analogies which entertainingly follow...
> 
> She said:
> Excuse me but it shows just what a pussy you 
>  really are.  Use WORDS as they say in NURSERY SCHOOL-- thinking words not
> 
>  fighting ones, because it's awfully safe there behind the keyboard in
> Texas. 
>  
>   (or wherever you are).  
> 
> I say:
> -----you're not excused.  that sentence went in three directions and still
> 
> managed to not make make much of one point. so let me do my best to
> address 
> it/them.  i like to situate my self "in front of" the keyboard (which is 
> where we texans all sit when we type.  don't know where you non-texan, 
> holier-than-texans sit) as typing "behind my keyboard" would impair my
> arms 
> and wrists and perhaps, like you, my cohesiveness and my wit.  all i used 
> were words.  and if you mean to say my words were fighting and not
> thinking 
> words, than you'd do best to follow your own advice.  your above words are
> 
> fighting words.  fighting words are cool by me.  but only someone with a 
> hypocritical pussy brain would use fighting words to lecture another about
> 
> the evils of fighting words.  
> 
> She said:
> Do you think every 'collage' is the same? 
> 
> I say:
> -no.  never said that.  never implied that.  i criticized the "collage" as
> 
> being faulty because it lacks a plot.  which helps sustain a full evening
> of 
> theatre.  i will say a collage as a scene in a play or movie or tv show or
> 
> what have you is very effective.  but as a full "show" collages are like
> all 
> all dressing and no salad.
> 
> She said:
> As if you 
>  were comparing, say, the BIG MAC to (let's call that a collage food) to a
> 
>  plain old CHEESEBURGER.  (The more carefully plotted food product) --
> It's 
>  all a bit more complicated than that.
> 
> I say:
> ----racked your feeble brain for that ill-chosen analogy, huh?  maybe you 
> should cut or tear out a few more magazine photos from your collage bag
> and 
> try again.  and make a point this time, with your analogy.  big mac is to 
> cheesburger as collage is to careful plot.  shit, mary!  line up for a 
> thorough bitchslapping and try again!  Yes, it's a bit more complicated
> than 
> that.
>  
>  signed  O.B. (original BITCH) >>
> 
> ----now who's getting macho?
> ----Rob as in ...
> ----Real 
> ----Original 
> ----Bitchslapper