Re: RAT bitchslapping

[NashGay@aol.com]

She said:
 Mr. Nash-- if your bitchslap is as weak as your thought process, it might be 
 hard for  you to "bitch" slap your way out of a paper bag.... I mean, MUST 
we 
 get macho  over the internet? 

I say:
----how quickly she mistakes my bitchiness for machoness.  actually, my 
weakest bitchslap could bitchslap me out of your *collage* of half-wit, 
half-baked arguments and analogies which entertainingly follow...

She said:
Excuse me but it shows just what a pussy you 
 really are.  Use WORDS as they say in NURSERY SCHOOL-- thinking words not 
 fighting ones, because it's awfully safe there behind the keyboard in Texas. 
 
  (or wherever you are).  

I say:
-----you're not excused.  that sentence went in three directions and still 
managed to not make make much of one point. so let me do my best to address 
it/them.  i like to situate my self "in front of" the keyboard (which is 
where we texans all sit when we type.  don't know where you non-texan, 
holier-than-texans sit) as typing "behind my keyboard" would impair my arms 
and wrists and perhaps, like you, my cohesiveness and my wit.  all i used 
were words.  and if you mean to say my words were fighting and not thinking 
words, than you'd do best to follow your own advice.  your above words are 
fighting words.  fighting words are cool by me.  but only someone with a 
hypocritical pussy brain would use fighting words to lecture another about 
the evils of fighting words.  

She said:
Do you think every 'collage' is the same? 

I say:
-no.  never said that.  never implied that.  i criticized the "collage" as 
being faulty because it lacks a plot.  which helps sustain a full evening of 
theatre.  i will say a collage as a scene in a play or movie or tv show or 
what have you is very effective.  but as a full "show" collages are like all 
all dressing and no salad.

She said:
As if you 
 were comparing, say, the BIG MAC to (let's call that a collage food) to a 
 plain old CHEESEBURGER.  (The more carefully plotted food product) -- It's 
 all a bit more complicated than that.

I say:
----racked your feeble brain for that ill-chosen analogy, huh?  maybe you 
should cut or tear out a few more magazine photos from your collage bag and 
try again.  and make a point this time, with your analogy.  big mac is to 
cheesburger as collage is to careful plot.  shit, mary!  line up for a 
thorough bitchslapping and try again!  Yes, it's a bit more complicated than 
that.
 
 signed  O.B. (original BITCH) >>

----now who's getting macho?
----Rob as in ...
----Real 
----Original 
----Bitchslapper