RAT a WTO Christmas...

[Thsimple@aol.com]

Not perfect, but pretty funny



>>World Trade (To the tune of Silver Bells)
>>People clashing.  Windows smashing.
>>Chaos mile after mile.
>>In the air we are feeling the tear gas..
>>Kids a-looting.  Cops a-shooting.
>>Rubber bullets galore.
>>And on every street corner there's fear.
>>World Trade.  World Trade.
>>What have you done to our city?
>>What ding-a-ling, let you bring
>>This mess to our peaceful place?
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>>Let us go, WTO, WTO (tune:  Let  Snow, let it snow)
>>Oh the riots outside are frightful
>>And they get much worse at nightfall.
>>So remember: keep your head down low,
>>WTO-WTO-WTO
>>The mayor is sad and shaken.
>>To a nightmare he awakened.
>>What a crisis to undergo!
>>WTO-WTO-WTO
>>When the anarchists say goodbye,
>>Once there's nary a building left clean.
>>They'll be laughing with great delight
>>All the way back to Eugene.
>>Now the dumpster fires are dying.
>>As some shoppers start their buying.
>>But the memory will never go.
>>WTO-WTO-WTO
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>>Twelve Days of Trade Talks (tune:  12 Days of Christmas)
>>On the 12th day of trade talks, my city gave to me:
>>12 Marchers marching
>>11 Looters looting
>>10 Chanters chanting
>>9 Cops a-freaking
>>8 troopers trooping
>>7 Blocks a-burning
>>6 Merchants weeping
>>5 Poison clouds
>>4 Falling Bottles
>>3 Blunt clubs
>>2 Stinging eyes
>>and
>>Embarrassment on national tv.
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