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Re: RAT Hello Seattle
Mmmm. Now if I only had a nice chianti. I wub widdle Johnny Sylvainy.
And I'd hate to think he misinterpreted my BLATANTLY SELF-OBSESSED twist
on his WELL-THOUGHT OUT and CREATIVELY WRITTEN post below. Just wanted to
lighten it up a bit. But. Whatever. Burn, Seattle, Burn. Lord knows, I'm
all for that.
Love and hugs,
James Beard
On Thu, 02 Dec 1999 12:54:33 -0800 "William Houts" <houts.w@ghc.org>
writes:
>QAA17100
>Sender: owner-rat-list@whirl-i-gig.com
>Precedence: bulk
>Reply-To: rat-list@whirl-i-gig.com
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>>But what does this have to do with MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!?????
>?Selflessly,
>>Jonathan
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>Please forgive Sylvain, Jonathan. You are entirely within your
>rights to
>disintegrate him with the awesome power of your mind and scatter the
>ashes
>of his soul to the winds, or feed the giblets to the Twin Ravens of
>Zotor,
>Thornax and Volbor. Or flay the skin from his body to use as a
>handkerchief against the unspeakable Sneeze of Ciaobanthi.
>
>But please, please I beseech you --I think I speak for all of us when
>I say
>that we all do-- please do not do these horrible and entirely mete and
>just
>and proper things to John. He is dirty and ungrateful --gods, yes!--
> and
>he didn't swing by the house when he was in town last week, but only
>left
>two phone numbers on my answering machine, neither of which worked.
>But he
>has a good heart. No, no, great Jonathan, I don't mean with
>salt...no, WAIT.
>
>Whoops.
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