Re: RAT Hello Seattle

["William Houts" <houts.w@ghc.org>]

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>But what does this have to do with MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!?????
?Selflessly,
>Jonathan



Please forgive Sylvain, Jonathan.    You are entirely within your rights to
disintegrate him with the awesome power of your mind and scatter the ashes
of his soul to the winds, or feed the giblets to the Twin Ravens of Zotor,
Thornax and Volbor.  Or flay the skin from his body to use as a
handkerchief against the unspeakable Sneeze of Ciaobanthi.

But please, please I beseech you --I think I speak for all of us when I say
that we all do-- please do not do these horrible and entirely mete and just
and proper  things to John.  He is dirty and ungrateful --gods, yes!--  and
he didn't swing by the house when he was in town last week, but only left
two phone numbers on my answering machine, neither of which worked. But he
has a good heart.  No, no, great Jonathan, I don't mean with salt...no, WAIT.

Whoops.