RAT What Naked Elvis thinks about those nylons?

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In a message dated 10/16/99 5:42:44 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
kafclown@well.com writes:
  
>  And if by chance your undies should get all twisted and out of shape--
>  perhaps due to an awards ceremony that necessitates their removal  (and
>  that is a ceremony I wouldn't mind wearing a tux to) :o)-- Why then, I
>  think you should pay to have them flown across the country and sold on ebay
>  to the highest bidder.  It's only fair.
>  

For some real eBay action go to the following URL and start bidding:

http://cgi.ebay.aol.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=182855056

Careful though.  The category is {Collectibles : Photographic Images : 
Risque}, so you may not want to go there if you're on your day job's dime and 
computer.

Only 6 days, 21 hours left on this auction!!!!   One-of-a-kind Twin Homeless 
Elvis Polaroid!!!

And for a free round trip ticket to Philly guess the identity of the 
"unheard" playwright Polaroid partially "unseen" beneath the image of the 
most famous ones on the Polaroid Wall of Fame.  

Of course the Undermain Theatre has been becoming extremely more famous since 
Carlos and the Naked One have arrived in town. For instance today the two 
Nick Elvi upstaged Big Tex with their pranks at the Texas State Fair.  
Initially the police and security were very nervous about the most famous 
ones as they wiggled down the midway, but the authorities relaxed after the 
Homeless Elvi starting telling all the fair folk to buy Chevy trucks and eat 
more corn dogs.

http://www.bigtex.com/   

Been there, done that.  Fame.  It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't 
want to… 

But what would the most famous "unheard" Naked Elvis say if he could only be 
"seen"?

Theater, the Dilettante is much like those lemonade stands we put up as kids. 
 Our parents were so proud of us; we were so proud of ourselves. Under its 
pretence of rebellion, Theater the Dilettante serves the symbols and manna of 
capitulation.  (See also GoodyTwoShoes Theater.)

Theater, the Dilettante defines itself when its delusions of grandeur are 
checkmated by its petty ambitions, and vice versa.

Theater, the Dilettante knows not how to subvert the paradigm; it can only 
give "readings" to the "producers."