Dear Adam (aka: the Lord of the Cheeze, the Earl of Cheddar, the Baron of Brie, etc., etc., ad nauseum -- and stir!), The Red Team will post our script just as soon as Leon finishes flossing his teeth. Best, Julia Pearlstein (the Dairy Queen) PS Thank you all for more fun than this lactose-intolerant ratinista has had in eons!