RAT TCOB

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The RatMobile has received a most important clue as to the Homeless One's 
agenda in joining forces with the Awesome Convoy.

Squeegee Elvis is attempting to do more than just clean all the windshields 
between Memphis and Las Vegas.  He is actually calling this road venture his 
"Comeback Tour."  

Carved on the memorial gravestone in Graceland is the defining acronym TCOB.  
That's because the Homeless One has never stopped Taking Care Of Business 
even after he left this plane of existence.  

Inquiring minds have noticed that the second and third largest pyramids in 
the world are standing now bigger than life in the North American continent.  
One is in Las Vegas, Nevada and the other is in Memphis, Tennessee.  The 
scholars of pyramidology have never believed that this was mere coincidence, 
but it is only in recent years that a more pedestrian audience has begun to 
be aware of the phenomenon.  

Through the Freedom of Information Act the RatMobile has received documents 
that prove that for over a decade a special branch of the FBI has been 
tallying the numerous confirmed sightings of the Homeless One hitchhiking 
across the country.  Interestingly enough none of the hitchhiking sightings 
that have occurred outside of those roads and highways linking Memphis and 
Las Vegas have ever been designated under the Bureau's highest rating.  These 
"probable" ratings of sightings cluster on the roads immediately west of 
Memphis and east of Vegas.  Also more than eighty percent of the sightings 
occur on roads south of these cities.  The evidence suggests that the 
Homeless One's preference is a southern route of travel with a high incidence 
of sightings along old Route 66.  

In our recent parlay with fans of the Homeless One in Dallas we found out 
that a clandestine document has been uncovered that examines one of 
Shakespeare's later plays _Pericles, Prince of Tyre_ as being a veiled 
outline describing the stages of the alchemical process in great detail.  We 
are working determinately at resolving the similarities between Pericles and 
the Squeegee King in an attempt at understanding the deeper powers guiding us 
in this great pilgrimage to the Rat Conference.

The RatMobile advisors are now in possession of a copy of said document and 
are deliberately plotting our road map westward under their findings.  We can 
give no more information on the matter at this time, but we will keep all 
apprised of any and all overt manifestations of Convoy activity.

Nick Manhattan
Communication Director 

Squeegee Elvis' Pyramid to Pyramid Concert

"The Comeback Tour"

The RatMobile and the Awesome Convoy 

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