I went to see South Park last night and three preadolecent boys begged me to pretend they were with me. What the fuck is up with forbidding kids to see R rated movies! It's an outrage!!! Adolph Clinton you bastard!!!!! When you go, make sure you help usher a few urchins into South Park. Do your part to help corrupt the minds of young America! Checking IDs at the movies! Indeed! -Rob