RAT GoodyTwoShoes

[nick <nick@nickspix.com>]

There is seemingly no real reason to hate GoodyTwoShoes Theater, but we do
anyway.

It's like trying to explain why Homer Simpson hates his neighbor Ned
Flanders.  

Homer: 
Oh yeah, sure, now Flanders is going to make some theater for all the
teenagers so they don't shoot each other with assault weapons anymore and
then we'll all live together in one big happy community. 

Ned:  
Yeppa doody, neighbor! 

Artaud said,  "To act is murder."   He understood that the purest intent
could never dominate the actual effect of any deed. GoodyTwoShoes Theater
hides behind its mask of intent.  Refusing to take responsibility for its
deeds, it never really acts.

There's something more than just alien or phony about GoodyTwoShoes
Theater. Its senile innocence is a hideous perversion of nature.

The Pope prays for a miracle to stop the bombing, instead of performing
one, because a miracle is a most gory and premeditated event meant for
warriors and witches with hearts full of violent love.  Even the angels
tremble in the presence of their "creative accidents."

The sperm on embedding itself in the ovum's wall releases a toxin similar
in composition to other poisons the body defends itself against, but here
it surrenders to the spectacle. From this murder and suicide, the awe-full
Zygote erupts into time. All media, the body politic converges at the
calamity, a new parasite to attentively feed. A false Muslim prophet used
to proclaim that mirrors (like paternity) were abominations.  For they
confirm and multiply the earth which we inhabit. Grotesque error.
Unauthorized parody.

Authorities found a medical book in the teenage gunman's room.  One of the
pages had the following paragraph highlighted in yellow marker as if the
reader had been preparing for an exam:  

"Ejaculation in young male subjects during hanging is so frequent as to be
the rule. This generally occurs twice.  Once immediately after the drop
when the neck is broken and once just before the blood stops circulating
and the heart stops.  However, in some cases ejaculation may occur three
times and sometimes as often as five times.  Full consciousness may persist
as long as three minutes with the neck broken, and as long as twelve
minutes in cases where the neck is unbroken or lightly fractured.
Ejaculation is thought to result from pressure on the vagus nerve."

There is a life and death battle going on, a bombing going on,
always/everywhere. GoodyTwoShoes Theater is just another blind parent.
True acts of theater are as horrible as they are real.  And only the
children shall pass through the gates of heaven.