RAT Re: getting giddy from hunger

[InTheLime@aol.com]

In a message dated 99-04-24 20:26:47 EDT, you write:

<< and, just as a bit of advise, learn to stand on your own legs. your 
 compulsion to make yourself to appear taller by tearing down others is 
cheap, 
 unproductive, and altogether ugly. >>

As is this statement, maybe?  Maybe not.  Hm.  I wonder...when I was standing 
up I was told to sit back down.  Hey, I remember...wasn't that you who said 
that David?  What do you want David?  For us to agree with you?  Ahhhhh...I 
get it.  Well, I don't.  So there. (big raspberry sprays all over computer 
screen)  Oops.  What a mess. (wipes off screen).  But I love hearing from you.

Uhm...I love hearing from you too Jonathan - and think you stand quite nicely 
on your own...You seem much taller on tv...uhm.  email... uhm... how tall are 
you, actually?  

(bats eyes...drops head and smiles too cute...too cute...is she serious or 
joking?  SHOULD WE CALL THE AUTHORITIES?)  I do too like hearing from you 
David...I mean it!

Shit...is it 9 p.m.?  I forgot to make dinner for my starving husband.  He's 
probably found another woman by now...and I bet he won't bring her home to 
me.  I'll be all alone...Was that the door?..I can hear his stomache growling 
all the way up here...no, that's my stomache. 

Darn it.  This list serve is the apple, and I am Eve. 

Coming Adam...hold your horses, I found this great fruit....I'll print it out 
for you...

--Aileen (Philadelphia)