RAT FLEA CIRCUS ON TOUR!

[kafclown@well.com]

---Pardon any cross-postings with the Bindlestiffs or other newsletters
that you might get----
(it's the price of multiple publicity machines)

Professor A.G. Gertsacov,  Psycho-Entomologist Extraordinaire
kafclown@well.com  http://www.well.com/user/kafclown/fleas.html
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           NAKED FLEAS ON TOUR WITH BINDLESTIFFS!
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The Acme Miniature Circus, starring Midge and Madge,
performing fleas, will present their spectacular circus stunts as
part of the Bindlestiff Family Cirkus and Autonomedia Road
Show 1999.

The Bindlestiff Family Cirkus is an adult-oriented circus
sideshow with acts that range from the exotic to the erotic.

The Acme Miniature Circus is an authentic Victorian style flea circus
starring Trained Fleas Performing Spectacular Circus Stunts As Seen Before
(And on top of) The Crowned Heads of Europe.

In keeping with the spirit of the Bindlestiff show, Midge and Madge will
perform several of their amazing feats COMPLETELY IN
THE NUDE!!!

PARENTS! Don't let your children see this show without first
seeing the show yourself! Judge for yourself whether or not
NUDE FLEAS are a sight for your precious children to
witness.

(Please note that the Acme Miniature Circus will not be responsible for the
corruption of the morals of any spectators who view either the Flea Circus
or the Bindlestiff show)

Here is a list of Bindlestiff shows that Midge and Madge, Performing
Fleas, will make an appearance at:

 (This is a roughed out schedule-- Dates with question marks are not
confirmed. All dates are subject to change.)

                     For more info about the tour, contact the Bindlestiffs
             Bindlestiff Family Cirkus PO Box 1917, NYC 10009
                               (212) 726-1935
                            bindle@ix.netcom.com
                       http://www.atomicage.com/bindle




APRIL

8 Th The Bank, Blast-off Bash, NYC
11 S Higher Ground, Burlington, VT
13 T Elvis Room, Portsmouth, NH (2 Shows)
14 W Fine Arts Cinema & Theatre, Portland ME (2
Shows)
15 Th
16 F Boston, MA Axis & Avalon, Lansdowne St.
17 S AS 220, Providence, RI
18 S AS 220, Providence, RI
20 T Artist's Alliance, Worcester, MA
21 W
22 Th TAZ, New London, CT
23 F Baltimore, MD ?
24 S Metro Cafe, Washington, DC
25 S 123 Pleasant St, Morgantown, WV
26 M Little Brother, Columbus, OH
27 T ?
28 W Indianapolis ?
29 Th Cummel's Cafe, St Louis, MO
29 Th Way Out Club, St. Louis, MO (Midnight Show)
30 F Sparks, Louisville, KY

MAY
1 S Midtown Theatre, Woodriver, IL (2 Shows)

If your city is not on this list, Do Not Despair!.

Possibilities are ALWAYS BEING CONSIDERED with
regard to bringing Midge and Madge into the
entertainment spotlight of your town.

If you know of a venue in your area that might benefit
from a performance of the Most Miniscule Show On
Earth, point them to our web pages, or have them
email us (kafclown@well.com) and let the fur fly
where it may! (Always a pleasant thought for a tender
flea!)

Thank you!

Professor A.G. Gertsacov,
Psycho-Entomologist Extraordinaire
kafclown@well.com
http://www.well.com/user/kafclown/fleas.html