RE: RAT Unsolicited Scripts . . .

[brad rothbart <scrdchao@nni.com>]

>Brad,
>
>This is a wonderfully unworkable idea. It will solve nothing and I think
>therefor we should jump upon this bandwagon and run with it.
>
>Some clarifications:
>
>1. Is Hays, Kansas the center of the continental U.S. not including Hawaii
>and Alaska?
>
>2. Why do you assume that seasons are decided over the summer? Is there some
>assumption about what constitutes a season that I don't know about? (This is
>a semi-serious question)
>
>What if there was a fire?
>
>Excelsior!
>


 John,

1) Yes.

2. ) Bercause, In NYC  in the summer all the artistes go either to the
Hamptons or Europe to  recuperate, leaving us RATs to do Street theater,
obscure installation art, and drink RAT SASS. Therefore,  by induction,
seaons must start in September. Besides, The New York Times discontinues
it's Onstage/Off column starting on Memorial Day.

3 3) In case of Fire ,  all theatres would resort to the following
emergency season.

1) Driving Miss Daisy

2) Picasso at the Lapin Agile

3) A Christmas Carol

4)The ever-popular TBA

5) Oklahoma!


---brad

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