RAT PA: L.A. Rats, This is last time

[ActorsGng1@aol.com]

I'm gonna urge you to not miss the fantastic opportunity to hang out with fun 
and exciting people and buy really cool shit at ridiculous prices.  I'm 
talking really cool shit, some of which will never be available again (unless 
you go to the person's house who bought it and wait for them to go to sleep, 
then steal it).

This Sunday at the VICTORIAN STRIP SHOW AND SILENT AUCTION (brought to you by 
The Ghost Road Company and The Actors' Gang), you will have the opportunity 
to acquire:

A bar of Limited Edition Fight Club soap (and two Fight Club t-shirts for you 
and your own "sparring partner" to put on after);
An X-Men Watch (tells time, reads minds, slices, dices);
A Cow from Me Myself & Irene (it moves like it's being strangled by Jim 
Carrey);
Free tickets to the Museum of Death (Halloween's just around the corner);
Restaurant Gift Certificates including the Firehouse (If it's good enough for 
KCRW, it's good enough for us); 
Massage Gift Certificates (Hey! Does your mother know you think with that 
mind!?  the legal kind, people);
2lbs of Coffee Beans from The Conservatory (Coffee, theatre, need I say more?)
CD's and Movie Posters (Christmas is just around that other corner, the one 
past Halloween and Thanksgiving);
Autographed Copies of Cool Books by Martin Archer and Cintra Wilson;
Wonderful Jewelry (including a silver necklace with semiprecious stones.  
Ref: the Christmas thing above):
Free Cutting/Editing of An Actor's Reel;
A Mexican Stainglass Hurricane Candle and Holder (you're thinking, 
"Hurricanes? Here?"  Just wait);
A One of a Kind Handmade Leather Purse (Aunt Rose's Chanukah Present?);
A Gift Basket from Bey's Garden (I don't know what this is but Katharine just 
got it today and called me and told me it is fantastic);
REAL SET MODELS from the film TITANIC (C'mon, who isn't curious?);
and many other things (maybe some autographed Tenacious D paraphenalia...

For the MERE SUM of $20, you can get food and drink, the company of lovely 
ladies and gentlemen in revealing and provocative attire and the OPPORTUNITY 
to purchase any of the AMAZING items above.

And your dollars will make TWO WHOLE PLAYS possible.  TWO GREAT PLAYS you 
won't want to miss:

CARROTS FOR HARE by Cody Henderson, directed by Roger Henderson, produced by 
The Ghost Road Company and The Powerhouse Theatre and starring Hugo 
Armstrong, James Brandon, Stacie Cunningham, Albert Dayan, Peter Konerko, and 
Ron Wingate.
and 
The Actors' Gang production of XXX LOVE ACT by Cintra Wilson, directed by 
Mark Seldis and starring Victoria Cunningham, Susan Dalian, Kyle Gass, 
Rebecca Gray, Arthur Hanket, Michael Rivkin and Kirk Ward.

So do come for a lovely twisted time on:

    Sunday September 24th
    7 -10pm
    The Powerhouse Theatre
    3116 2nd Street
    Between Marine and Rose in South Santa Monica
    Just off of Main Street
     For Information and reservations call 310-281-8341


Don't Miss This THING!   


Really.


You shouldn't.



Okay, that's it.


What, you want more reasons to come?


Just come!