RAT On the political tip

[brad rothbart <scrdchao@nni.com>]

>This was forwarded to me- I thought it might fit nicely into  the 
>running Nader debate.


--brad

> >
> >   The fire at Los Alamos has one significant consequence. A secret
> > scientific
> >   document was discovered in a bunker whose security systems were
> > mostly
> >   destroyed by the fire. This document was leaked to the public last
> > weekend.
> >
> >   Actually it reveals nothing that we didn't already suspect. But it
> > does
> >   show that the government has known all along that besides
> >   arsenic,lead,mercury, radium, strontium, uranium and plutonium, one
> > more
> >   extremely deadly and pervasive element also exists.
> >
> >   Investigators at a major research institution have discovered the
> > heaviest
> >   element known to science. This startling new discovery has been
> > tentatively
> >   named Governmentium (Gv) but kept top secret for 50 years.
> >
> >   This new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic
> > number
> >   of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 deputy neutrons 75
> > supervisory
> >   neutrons, and 111 team leader neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
> > 312.
> >
> >   These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons,
> > which are
> >   surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
> >
> >   Since it has no electrons, Governmentium is inert. However, it can
> > be
> >   detected as it impedes every reaction with which it  comes into
> > contact.
> >
> >   According to the discoverers, a minute amount of    Governmentium
> > causes one
> >   reaction to take over four days to complete when    it would
> > normally take less
> >   than a second. Governmentium has a normal    half-life of
> > approximately
> >   three years; it does not decay but instead    undergoes a
> > reorganization in
> >   which a portion of the deputy neutrons,    supervisory neutrons, and
> > team
> >   leader neutrons exchange places. In fact,    Governmentium sample's
> > mass will
> >   actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some
> >   of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes.
> >
> >   This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
> > speculate
> >   that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach  a certain
> > quantity in
> >   concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the
> > "Critical
> >   Morass."
>
>
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