RAT EasyBake Opening!

["Wesley Middleton" <ewesley@mindspring.com>]

HELLO DEAR RATS!!

DON'T MISS MY TASTY PLAY EASYBAKE, OPENING THIS THURSDAY, JUNE 8, AT
SEATTLE'S SPEAKEASY CAFE! I'M SENDING THE FULL INFO (AGAIN) BELOW! PLEASE
PASS IT ON TO YOUR EMAIL PALS & HELP SUPPORT THIS RATTY SELF-PRODUCED NEW
SHOW!

THANK YOU AND BIG SWEET KISSES --
MS. WES.

*****

"I'm not a donut, sir.  I dance."

Got a taste for twisted comedy and tongue-defying theatrics?  Gitcher
booties on down to Seattle's Speakeasy Cafe Backroom, 2304 - 2nd Ave. in the
heart of Belltown, and
catch EasyBake, a new play by Wesley Middleton, directed by Anita
Montgomery.  Presented by Artemis Productions & Allied Arts, EasyBake
features the talents of Cecelia Frye, Pauline Luppert, Michael McQuilken,
Nicole Pearson, & Raquel Rosen.

It's a big funny smart pink scrumptious feast, with luscious eye candy,
cherry-topped nightmares, lipstick-framed expletives, spicy dyke drama,
a seductive intruder, delicious bitchiness, ridiculous humor, freak
pregnancy stories, sweet birthday spankings, and magic dessert!  Yum!

EasyBake was inspired by a box of creepy Betty Crocker recipe cards and
several years of behind-glass gyration at Seattle's Lusty Lady.  The
play pushes past sex-work stereotypes to present the sharp, dark, and
often hilarious saga of four dancers in a larger-than-life peep show
world.

EasyBake runs June 8-11, 15-18, and 23-25 (note: no
Thursday show on the final weekend.)  All shows are at 8 pm.  Tickets
are $10 at the door, payable by cash or check.  To make reservations,
call (206) 760-0870.

Don't miss this juicy new piece of theatre.  It'll leave you begging for
seconds!

P.S. 
Wanna get your Sweet for cheap? 
Check out the June 8 Stranger & bring the EasyBake ad with you to any
performance of the show for $2 off! OR visit one of the Ticket/Ticket
outlets (Pike Place Market or Broadway Market) for half-price tickets the
day of the show!