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hey y'all playwright rat wesley m. here in seattle weighing in with a shameless pitch. please come see my new play EasyBake, opening June 8 at the Speakeasy Cafe Backroom. if you don't wanna pay you can usher! check out the full info below. ALSO: if you or anyone you know would like to serve as our LIGHT BOARD OP, please let me know as we are in need. It means committing to these dates: June 3-11 (Sat.-Sun. = tech+opening weekend), June 15-18 (Thurs-Sun), and June 23-25 (Fri-Sun). It'll be fun, and there's a little stipend ($100). You can email me off-list (ewesley@mindspring.com) or call me (206) 760-0870. Thanks! ***** "I'm not a donut, sir. I dance." Got a taste for twisted comedy? Gitcher booties on down to Seattle's Speakeasy Cafe Backroom, 2304 2nd Ave., and catch EasyBake, a new play by Wesley Middleton. Yum. EasyBake was inspired by a box of creepy Betty Crocker recipe cards and several years of behind-glass gyration at Seattle's Lusty Lady. The play pushes past sex-work stereotypes to present the sharp, dark, and often hilarious saga of four dancers in a larger-than-life peep show world. It's a big funny smart pink scrumptious feast, with luscious eye candy, cherry-topped nightmares, lipstick-framed expletives, spicy dyke drama, a seductive intruder, delicious bitchiness, ridiculous humor, freak pregnancy stories, sweet birthday spankings, and magic dessert -- all for the low price of only ten dollars! Directed by Anita Montgomery, presented by Artemis Productions and Allied Arts, EasyBake runs June 8-11, 15-18, and 23-25 (note: no Thursday show on the final weekend.) All shows are at 8pm. Tickets are $10, sold at the door, payable by cash or check. To make reservations, call (206) 760-0870. HEY! Don't want to pay for your tickets? No problem. Catch this hot little treat for FREE by ushering for a performance! Call (206) 760-0870 and give us your info. Final gratuitous food metaphors: Don't miss this juicy new piece of theatre. It'll leave you begging for seconds! |