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Re: RAT: SATIRICAL CONTENT WARNING
Go for it. Marry whoever you want.
donna, the christian
>From: Joel Mckean <iketips@earthlink.net>
>Reply-To: rat-list@whirl-i-gig.com
>To: rat-list@whirl-i-gig.com
>Subject: RAT: SATIRICAL CONTENT WARNING
>Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2000 18:22:10 -0800
>
>WARNING: POSTS FROM THIS ADDRESS MAY CONTAIN SATIRE.
>
>My, my. What a tangled web of strangeness lay in wait for me here this
>evening.
>One of the limitations of email as a medium is the inability of the
>recipients to hear my Jack Webb impression, or for that matter, see my Jack
>Webb Haircut, as I breathlessly intoned the "slogan" of the
>"nine-double-oh-sixty-ninth Tactical Queer Batallion." FYI, there is no
>such
>unit. This should have been a clue.
>
>I was attempting to satirize the hysteria exhibited by certain people who
>identify as "Christians," and who, by doing so, cheapen the religion they
>claim to represent. Dr. Laura performs the same disservice for the Jews.
>
>These people do not want me to exist. I disagree.
>
>These people have proclaimed that there is a cultural war being waged in
>our
>nation; that the istitution of the Family itself is at stake. I agree. I am
>pro-family.
>
>I demand the right to marry another man and start a family.
>
>Pretty simple.
>
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