RAT: SATIRICAL CONTENT WARNING

[Joel Mckean <iketips@earthlink.net>]

WARNING: POSTS FROM THIS ADDRESS MAY CONTAIN SATIRE.

My, my. What a tangled web of strangeness lay in wait for me here this
evening.
One of the limitations of email as a medium is the inability of the
recipients to hear my Jack Webb impression, or for that matter, see my Jack
Webb Haircut, as I breathlessly intoned the "slogan" of the
"nine-double-oh-sixty-ninth Tactical Queer Batallion." FYI, there is no such
unit. This should have been a clue.

I was attempting to satirize the hysteria exhibited by certain people who
identify as "Christians," and who, by doing so, cheapen the religion they
claim to represent. Dr. Laura performs the same disservice for the Jews.

These people do not want me to exist. I disagree.

These people have proclaimed that there is a cultural war being waged in our
nation; that the istitution of the Family itself is at stake. I agree. I am
pro-family.

I demand the right to marry another man and start a family.

Pretty simple.