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Re: RAT THE SUPERBOWL?
>From: "William Houts" <houts.w@ghc.org>
>Reply-To: rat-list@whirl-i-gig.com
>To: <rat-list@whirl-i-gig.com>
>Subject: Re: RAT THE SUPERBOWL?
>Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2000 08:10:25 -0800
>
>
> >PLEASE PEOPLE. Talk about IOWA or something. Talk about what you want
>to
> >do-- talk about how you're going to change theater-- talk about how
>you're
> >going to fight to maintain the status quo in theater-- talk about
>anything
> >but the fucking superbowl.
>
>1. I eat lots of corn. I like corn. I think they grow corn in Iowa,
>don't they?
>
>2.
>
>I want to locate or remake all the toys I had in childhood. Like, I had a
>really old version of the Parker Brothers game MASTERPIECE, with all of the
>great character cards that really had no effect on the gameply, but which
>we fought over with St. Joan passion, anyway. I always wanted to be that
>cool rich guyh, that handsome count, you know the one.
>
>I also had a board game called THE STING, based on the Redford and Newman
>movie. The box was illustrated with a quasi-Newman and a quasi-Redford,
>because of course no one wanted to pay royalties on their images.
>
>That game would have been worth bucks, because we never played it, and all
>the pieces would have been there. But it was stored in the back room of
>Granny's house, which had a leaky ceiling and THE STING and every other
>game I owned as a child was reduced to parti-colored mush.
>
>Sic transit gloria mundi.
>
> 3.
>
>I am going to bring Neil Simon back into vogue. I 'm going to remount THE
>ODD COUPLE, only both of the characters will be Oscar, and both of them
>will be gay, and both will be columnists for THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY.
>
>Murray and the boys will come over for a rowdy game of PICTIONARY, and the
>winners will get to fuck the Pidgeon Brothers, who live upstairs.
>
>
>Are you satisfied now?
>
>
> --Bill
>
>
Satisfied with what? your hostile prattling to an honest question? Your
self-referential, "fun" TV and Board Game references?
Sure I'm satisfied. If you are.
>
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