Re: RAT THE SUPERBOWL?

["William Houts" <houts.w@ghc.org>]

>PLEASE PEOPLE.  Talk about IOWA or something.  Talk about what you want to 
>do-- talk about how you're going to change theater-- talk about how you're 
>going to fight to maintain the status quo in theater-- talk about anything 
>but the fucking superbowl.

1.  I eat lots of corn.  I like corn.  I think they grow corn in Iowa, don't they?

2. 

I want to locate or remake all the toys I had in childhood.  Like, I had a really old version of the Parker Brothers game MASTERPIECE, with all of the great character cards that really had no effect on the gameply, but which we fought over with St. Joan passion, anyway.  I always wanted to be that cool rich guyh, that handsome count, you know the one. 

I also had a board game called THE STING, based on the Redford and Newman movie.  The box was illustrated with a quasi-Newman and a quasi-Redford, because of course no one wanted to pay royalties on their images. 

That game would have been worth bucks, because we never played it, and all the pieces would have been there.  But it was stored in the back room of Granny's house, which had a leaky ceiling and THE STING and every other game I owned as a child was reduced to parti-colored mush.

Sic transit gloria mundi. 

  3.

I am going to bring Neil Simon back into vogue. I 'm going to remount THE ODD COUPLE, only both of the characters will be Oscar, and both of them will be gay, and both will be columnists for THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY.  

Murray and the boys will come over for a rowdy game of PICTIONARY, and the winners will get to fuck the Pidgeon Brothers, who live upstairs.


Are you satisfied now?


   --Bill