My favorite sighting/photo has the King partially dressed as Santa, about to go on duty at a Kmart.

A line of kids are waiting to sit on his lap.

The photographic proof for these sightings is often juxtaposed against an archive photo of the Old Elvis.

The Santa Elvis is shown next to a fat, but not so jolly, Old Elvis in his white Aztec jumpsuit.

Of course, Nickolaus has already turned over in his grave in Germany many times because of this X-mas stuff. (Christ would've too, except it only concerns Baby Jesus).

So what's wrong with what someone called a Big Mac Attack? (Dumb as dirt, I thought you were talking about that Home Alone II kid. What's his name? Macaulay something? Hot piece of property, that kid.